Dear UC Hastings Bookstore proprietor,

Kindly eff off. I was going to complain about my tax law fiasco today, but it really wouldn't be fair to blame you (in fact, this should be an "eff off Caleb for being such a complete dumb fuck" post, but I need to try and keep up some semblance of self respect). Here's what happened. I decided to drop comparative law and take tax law instead because I liked the professor and really didn't want to take comparative law (it turns out that it was a good decision because hot girl came to sit next to me). Anyway, I went to the bookstore yesterday to buy my books, which unfortunately was a new addition so there were no used books. So I buy the book and precede to read the 40 page assignment for class. The assignment ends kind of randomly in the middle of notes, so I double check the assignment just to realize I bought.the.wrong.book. Apparently there are two upper division tax law courses. I went to the bookstore again this morning to get the new book, at which point I was informed I could not return the first book because I had highlighted in it. WOO HOO! I now am the proud fucking owner of TWO books for a class I don't really want to take!!!!!!!

To your credit, you were very nice. You apologized that there was nothing that you could do (because I had bought the book new and it was no longer new) and for your stacking of books being confusing (which, it actually wasn't, I was just being an unobservant preoccupied twat) and in addition told me that I could sell the book back and if you were working you would try and make sure I got more back than the book would normally be bought for.

In conclusion, I am saying fuck you for being too damn reasonable and nice about everything for me to be pissed off at you. I feel like the dumbest shit in the world (a $200 poorer dumb shit for that matter), the least you could do is give me something to let out my frustration on beyond my own illiteracy. Next time please tell me I am an idiot and I should drop out so I can write a real "eff off blog" instead of this half aff excuse for one. Thanks

Love always
Caleb